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When people are so obsessed with Lady Gaga they act like she’s the last piece of pizza and scream like a banshee every time she shows up.
I saw a guy throw a tantrum in the mall because someone played 'Bad Romance' too soft.
My teacher turned our math test into a Lady Gaga tribute when I said I didn’t like her.
My cousin got into a fight with her brother over who had the better Gaga voice.
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When someone loves Lady Gaga so much they get angry like a rabid dog if anyone says anything bad about her.
A guy in my class got kicked out for yelling 'You don’t know the meaning of love!' at someone who said she’s overrated.
My mom got into a 10-minute argument with a stranger about whether 'Born This Way' is the best song ever.
My friend’s dog barked at a person who said Lady Gaga is a ‘floppy mess.’
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When people go crazy for Lady Gaga like she’s the only person who ever made sense and they can’t stand anyone who doesn’t get it.
My friend cried in the grocery store because the radio didn’t play 'Marry the Night.'
My brother screamed at a video game character for not singing 'Alejandro.'
I had to leave a group chat because someone said Lady Gaga is ‘a mess in heels.’
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When someone loves Lady Gaga so much they act like they’re her personal fan club and scream every time her name is said.
My classmate stood up during lunch and started singing 'Joanne' when someone mentioned her name.
I got into a fight with my dad because he said Lady Gaga is ‘a hot mess.’
My neighbor started a dance party in the street when she heard someone say ‘Lady Gaga.’
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When someone is so deep in Lady Gaga love they can’t even think straight and get violent if anyone says she’s not the best.
A guy at the gym threw a water bottle at me for saying Lady Gaga is ‘a bit much.’
My sister attacked my brother with a pillow because he said she’s ‘overrated.’
My friend’s cat hissed at me when I said ‘Born This Way’ is just okay.
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When people are so obsessed with Lady Gaga they act like she’s their long lost love and get mad when she’s not the center of attention.
My friend cried when she saw a picture of someone else wearing a Gaga outfit.
I got into a fight with my mom for choosing Taylor Swift over Lady Gaga.
My brother started a chant in the car for ‘Marry the Night’ when I said ‘Born This Way’ was better.
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