Lady Gagaism

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Thinking Lady Gaga is the Messiah or a God. Like she’s the only one who can save your soul from eternal embarrassment.

I saw her in a meat dress and now I believe she’s the holy trinity of fashion and chaos.

She’s the only one who can save me from my mom’s terrible taste in music.

I pray to Lady Gaga every night before I do my makeup. It’s a sacred ritual.

Believing Lady Gaga is so perfect, she might as well be God. And if she’s not, she’s the next best thing.

I don’t need a church. I’ve got Lady Gaga’s music in my phone and a meat dress in my closet.

She’s got more layers than my grandma’s secrets. And she’s a God.

I think she’s the devil. But I also think she’s the devil’s ex-girlfriend.

When you think Lady Gaga is the Messiah. Or maybe just the most important person in the universe.

She’s the only reason I still believe in miracles. And glitter.

I told my pastor Lady Gaga is the Messiah. He said I need to go to therapy. I said he needs to go to a concert.

I’m not religious. I’m Lady Gagaist.