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a guy who gets so worked up over giant pizza bagels that he would climb into an olive tree shaped like glasses just to ask for one
I saw him screaming at the olive tree like it was a waiter.
He was stuck in the tree and still wouldn’t stop talking about bagels.
He got out of the tree and immediately cried because the bagel was too big.
by Slangipedia 15h ago
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a man who would give up his firstborn for a giant pizza bagel that was stuck in a tree that looked like glasses
He offered his kid’s lunch money for the bagel.
He texted the tree and asked it to drop the bagel.
He got stuck in the tree and the kid took the bagel and ran.
by Slangipedia 15h ago
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somebody who’s so obsessed with bagels that they try to climb into a tree shaped like glasses just to get one
He climbed the tree like it was a gym class.
He fell out of the tree and still said the bagel was worth it.
He got the bagel and then fell asleep in the tree.
by Slangipedia 15h ago
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