lady gabage

She posted a selfie with a pizza and called it 'art', it's just garbage with cheese.

She sent a DM saying 'you're not cool unless you like me', I don't even know what that means.

She cried when her 10 followers didn't like her new song, it's just a bunch of nonsense.

She screamed in a group chat about how she's the best singer, I've heard a dog sing better.

She sent a text saying 'I’m the queen of this whole world', the only thing she rules is her own mess.

She posted a video of her dancing and said 'watch me be fabulous', it's just a mess.

She told everyone she's the best at everything, even though she can't spell 'everybody'.

She posted a video of herself arguing with a cat and called it 'a masterpiece', it's just a cat being annoyed.

She said she's the 'queen of drama', but all she does is talk about herself.

She posted a picture of her cat and called it 'the best thing ever', it’s just a cat.

She texted me saying 'I’m famous, you’re not', I’ve never heard of her.

She cried when she got 2 likes on her post, it's just a sad mess.

She sent a text saying 'I’m the best, you’re the worst', I don’t even know what she's talking about.

She posted a video of herself talking for 10 minutes, it’s just noise.

She said she’s the ‘queen of everything’, but she can’t even spell queen.

She posted a video of herself singing and called it 'a masterpiece', it's just a mess.

She sent a DM saying 'you’re not cool unless you like me', I don’t even know who she is.

She cried when she got 3 likes, it’s just sad.