Lady friend creep law

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How many selfies a guy can stare at his friend's girlfriend's Facebook before he gets caught.
He looked at her Facebook for five minutes and got caught by her ex.
He stared at her pictures like a hungry dog at a steak dinner.
He was scrolling through her photos when she logged on and saw him.
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The number of times a guy can peek at his friend's girlfriend's profile before he gets roasted.
He peeked once and his friend called him a creepy little rat.
He looked at her profile three times and got a text that said 'you're dead.'
He checked her page twice and got called out in a group chat.
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The maximum number of photos a man can look at his friend's girlfriend's Facebook before he dies of embarrassment.
He looked at ten pictures and his friend said, 'you're gonna die.'
He checked her profile once and his friend texted him: 'you're gonna regret this.'
He scrolled through her photos and got called 'the worst friend ever.'
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The number of times a guy can look at his friend's girlfriend's Facebook before he gets a wedgie from the friend.
He looked at her pictures once and got a wedgie in the hallway.
He checked her profile twice and got a wedgie during lunch.
He stared at her photos three times and got a wedgie in gym class.
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How many times a guy can glance at his friend's girlfriend's Facebook before his friend kicks his butt.
He glanced once and got kicked in the hallway.
He checked her page twice and got a boot to the face.
He looked at her photos three times and got a full-on beatdown.
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The amount of photos a guy can look at his friend's girlfriend's Facebook before he becomes a legend in the group chat.
He looked at her photos once and got called 'the legend.'
He checked her profile twice and got a standing ovation in the group chat.
He stared at her pictures three times and became the group chat's hero.
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