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A Lady Fitch is a party so wild it could make a donkey pass out. You need to chug 25 drinks in 2 hours, snort ketamine like it’s breakfast, and still be standing the next day. Real Lady Fitches only have greenbacks and wear clothes that once crawled across the floor.
I did a Lady Fitch last night. I woke up in a toilet and my pants were on fire.
She did a Lady Fitch and came to work with a parrot on her head.
That Lady Fitch had a neon green wallet and a sock that could run a marathon.