Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when a man’s nails are so long they look like a woman’s, and he’s probably too much of a pansy to do anything about it.

My bro’s nails are longer than my mom’s hair.

He walks in like a fancy diva with his nails painted pink.

He tried to fight me and his nails got caught in the door.

2

a green vegetable that looks like a finger and tastes like a bad memory.

I ate so much okra I started to think I was a vegetable.

That okra was like a finger trying to escape my mouth.

I tried to eat okra and it felt like my fingers were getting green.

3

when a man’s fingers reek of pussy after he sticks them in a woman’s snatch and doesn’t wash them.

He smelled like a used tampon after the party.

His fingers reeked like a sewer after he did it.

He stuck his fingers in my mom’s snatch and didn’t wash them.

4

when you flip someone the bird with your whole hand, like you're trying to murder them with your fingers.

He flipped me the bird with all his fingers out like a madman.

She gave me the finger so hard I thought I was gonna die.

He gave me the finger like it was a death sentence.

5

a guy on the internet who made everyone think he was a genius, but he was just making up nonsense to look cool.

He made up a whole language just to look smart.

He posted nonsense and people believed him.

He pretended to be a codebreaker and no one knew it was fake.

6

the hand you use to jerk off, and it’s usually the same one you use to eat pizza.

He jerked off with the same hand he used to eat pizza.

His hand looked like it had seen things.

He used his hand to jerk off and it was sticky.

7

a woman who smells like fish sticks because she’s a lesbian and she’s way too into her hobby.

She smells like fish sticks and she’s into it.

She’s a lesbian and she plays too much.

Her fingers smell like fish sticks and she’s proud of it.