Lady Ferrari

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A porn star and sluttish mess from Sheppingbourne in the UK. She was born with a Russian or Polish passport and moved to the UK in the 60s. She ran a greasy burger joint that also doubled as a strip club.
She’s the reason I got a second job just to pay for my first job’s overtime.
I saw her at the bus stop eating a burger and flashing a customer.
She took my lunch money and said it was a tax.
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She used to run a fast-food brothel and was as classy as a mud bath. Now she’s trying to be a star, and she’s got a partner named Madame Bugatti, who’s even more of a drama queen.
She cried in the middle of a traffic jam and called it a diva moment.
She tried to sing opera and it sounded like a cat with a sore throat.
She walked out of a strip club to go to a musical and got lost.
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She’s a former prostitute who ran a place where you could get a burger and a blow job. Now she’s on the street corners acting like she’s important, even though she’s still got the same old habits.
She asked for a tip and then gave me a slap and a wink.
She tried to sell me a burger and then tried to sell me her soul.
She ran away from a cop and said it was a stage act.
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