Lady Fakessi

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Lady Fakessi is a Peruvian band that makes anti-folk music. They’re like a middle-class Italian girl who loves to screw around and doesn’t care who knows.
She said, 'I’m not doing this for love, I’m doing it for the free pizza.'
He texted, 'You’re my favorite fuck buddy since 2015.'
They posted, 'Fornicating is my full-time job.'
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Lady Fakessi started as Fornella di Fakessi. It’s a Peruvian band that laughs at life and loves to make jokes about getting laid.
He said, 'I don’t need a date, I just need a free beer and a good time.'
She tweeted, 'Fornicating is just like working, but with more alcohol.'
They posted, 'I’m not broke, I’m just rich in sexual experiences.'
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Lady Fakessi is a Peruvian band that’s as crude as it gets. They make songs that are sarcastic and talk about everyday sex in a way that’s very mean.
He said, 'I don’t need love, I need a good cumshot and a pizza.'
She texted, 'I’m not lazy, I’m just very good at sleeping and getting laid.'
They posted, 'Fornicating is my version of meditation.'
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