Lady Eleanor Holles

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A school for girls who think they’re hot stuff and forget about homework to chase boys and the Hamptons. It’s also where Ed Sheeran posters are glued to every desk with blue tack like it’s a holy mission.
My friend got a B because she was too busy texting the guy from the Hamptons.
I saw a poster of Ed Sheeran in the bathroom. It had blue tack on it and a note that said 'Gerald approved.'
My teacher said if we don’t stop talking about Ed Sheeran, we’ll get detention. We didn’t stop.
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A place where girls turn into love-sick zombies and forget about studying because they’re too busy dreaming about the Hamptons and guys. It also has a guy named Gerald who somehow got in here and is basically a god.
Gerald walks in, and the whole school stops talking. It’s like he’s a god and we’re just fans.
My friend said she’d rather fail algebra than not text her crush.
I tried to text my crush, but he said he was with Gerald. I died inside.
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A school where girls go to forget about math and focus on boys and the Hamptons. It’s also where Ed Sheeran is worshipped like a saint and Gerald is worshipped like a god. Both of them are weird and have too many followers.
I got in trouble for drawing Ed Sheeran on my math test. My teacher said I was being disrespectful.
Gerald’s Instagram has 10,000 followers and he posts pictures of his spud face every day.
My friend says she’s going to the Hamptons this summer. I said I’m going to be with Gerald. She said I was crazy.
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