Lady Driven

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A fancy way of saying the car was driven by a woman who thinks parking lots are battlefields and garage doors are personal enemies.

'Lady Driven', because she thinks the car is a shield and the parking lot is a war zone.

This car was driven by someone who thinks 'parking' means 'ramming.'

She drove like she was trying to make the car look like a modern art masterpiece, and failed.

A car that was gently driven by a woman who also gently cursed at everything in the parking lot.

'Lady Driven', because she didn’t just drive, she yelled at the parking lot.

This car was driven by someone who had a death wish and a driver’s license.

She drove like she was trying to get the car to feel her pain.

A car that was driven by a woman who didn’t just park, she fought the parking lot to the death.

'Lady Driven', because the car has more dents than a man who got into a fight with a vending machine.

She drove like she was trying to carve her name into the garage door with her car.

This car was driven by someone who thinks 'parallel parking' is a dirty word.