lady dong

My cousin wore a lady dong to the party and everyone thought she was a man.

She walked into class with a lady dong and the whole room laughed.

My mom told me to stop wearing the lady dong during family dinners.

She wore the lady dong in the gym and everyone was like, 'What's going on?'

My friend got a lady dong for her birthday and now she shows it off everywhere.

My sister wore the lady dong to the store and the cashier asked if she was trying to flirt.

He saw her wearing the lady dong and asked if she was trying to impress him.

She wore the lady dong during a Zoom meeting and her boss was confused.

I wore the lady dong to school and everyone was like, 'Why?'