Lady Dimitescu

You’re late for dinner again. I’m not even mad. I’m just disappointed. Again.

You think you’re cool? Cool people don’t eat cereal for dinner. You’re just sad.

I don’t care if you’re a vampire. You’re still my kid. And I still know where you live.

You took 10 minutes to get ready. For a snack. I’m not even hungry anymore.

I’ve seen more energy in a dead man than in you right now.

You want a snack? Fine. But you’re cleaning the kitchen after that.

You think you’re a vampire? You’re just a snob with a bad attitude.

I don’t need blood. I just need you to stop being so lazy.

You’re not cool. You’re just tired. And I know where you live.