Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The time of the month when a woman’s body turns into a war zone and she either cries, screams, or eats an entire cake in one sitting.

Why are you crying? It's my Lady Days, and I'm not even the one with the cramps!

I ate my entire lunch at 10 AM. It was my Lady Days.

I screamed at my dog. It was my Lady Days.

2

When a guy leaves his bros to hang with a bunch of girls, just because they're cool and not because he’s trying to get laid.

Why did you leave the game? It was Lady Days, bro.

I went to Lady Days instead of going to the pub. Big mistake.

He left us for Lady Days. We lost the game.

3

What a guy says when he wants to tell another guy that his girl is currently bleeding out and not in a fun way.

He said, 'It's Lady Days, man. Don't even think about asking her out.'

She told me, 'It's Lady Days. Don’t even try to talk to me.'

He yelled, 'It's Lady Days! I can't even look at you right now!'

4

When a guy takes the day off to do all the manly chores like fixing the toilet, digging a hole, and pretending he’s in a movie.

He said, 'I’m going to Lady Days. I’ve got to fix the toilet.'

He went to Lady Days just to put up a shelf. What even is life?

He said, 'I’m going to Lady Days. I’ve got to paint the wall.'

5

When a guy gives his girl a day of doing whatever she wants, just so she doesn’t end up giving him a foot massage in front of his friends.

He said, 'It’s Lady Days. You can do anything you want.'

He gave me Lady Days because I yelled at him in front of his bros.

He said, 'It’s Lady Days. You can scream at me all day.'

6

An old name for a weed cigarette, like something from the 70s that smells like burnt hair and regret.

He said, 'It’s a Lady Day. I’m going to smoke it and die.'

She said, 'I smoked a Lady Day and my face turned green.'

He said, 'I just had a Lady Day. I feel like I was burned alive.'

7

A day when all the ladies turn bisexual, just because it’s the 3rd of October and they feel like it.

She said, 'It’s Lady Days! I’m bisexual now.'

He said, 'All the ladies are bisexual today. What even is life?'

She said, 'I turned bisexual on Lady Days. I’m not even sorry.'