Lady Cupcake

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A woman’s period. The time of the month when a woman turns into a full-blown cussing monster. Lady Cupcake is always chocolate chip because it’s the most basic one.
My lady cupcake hit me like a truck. I got a 10 out of 10 on the pain scale.
Why did I eat that whole pizza? My lady cupcake was screaming at me.
I told my mom I was going to the store. I actually went to the bathroom to cry over my lady cupcake.
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A woman’s monthly curse. It makes her act like a hot mess. Lady Cupcake is the reason why people put up with women.
My lady cupcake is so bad today, I think I’m going to quit my job.
I just yelled at my brother because of my lady cupcake. He didn’t even do anything.
I asked for a bagel and got a lady cupcake instead. Life is unfair.
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A woman’s monthly torture. It turns her into a cussing, crying, screaming animal. Lady Cupcake is like a snack that’s supposed to be sweet but tastes like hell.
My lady cupcake is like a middle schooler with a bad hair day. It’s just bad.
I tried to text my friend, but my lady cupcake made me send a message that said, ‘I hate you.’
I got a lady cupcake and a screaming fit in one. Life is too much.
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