Lady crazy

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A woman who loses her mind and acts like a lunatic because of feelings and does stupid stuff without thinking.

She screamed at her cat for eating her sandwich and then threw her phone out the window.

She cried at a commercial about a lonely sock and then yelled at the mailman.

She tried to talk to a tree and got in a fight with the neighbor's dog.

A batshit insane woman who lives in Abbotsford Cove and kicks us out of the pool for being too much.

She took pictures of us jumping off the roof and sent them to our moms.

She called the principal and said we were throwing toilet paper at the principal’s face.

She patrols the pool like a detective and yells at us when we're caught.

A woman who’s not right in the head and flips out for no reason and is always yelling.

She yelled at the sky for no reason and threw a sandwich at a pigeon.

She tried to start a fight with the mailman because he didn’t smile at her.

She screamed at the toaster for not making her toast fast enough.

An old woman who’s not quite right in the head and talks nonsense that sounds smart but is actually stupid.

She told us the moon was made of chocolate and that we should eat it.

She said the clouds were arguing and that we should join them.

She claimed the trees were gossiping and that we should listen.