Lady Cockblock

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A woman who stops a man from getting laid by showing up like a giant meatball in his spaghetti.

She showed up at the club and asked him to dance. He said no. She said, 'You're not even half as hot as I am.'

He was about to get it on with his crush. She walked in and said, 'I bet I can beat you at fortnite.'

He tried to flirt with a girl. She said, 'I'm already dating his best friend.'

A woman who takes the prize from a man like a thief in the night, leaving him with nothing but sore feelings.

He was about to get laid. She walked in and said, 'I'm his ex.'

He was trying to impress a girl. She said, 'I already know him.'

He was about to get it on. She said, 'I'm his sister.'

A woman who shows up like a bull in a china shop and ruins a man's chances of getting laid.

He was about to get it on. She showed up and said, 'I'm his girlfriend.'

He was about to have sex. She walked in and said, 'I'm his mom.'

He was about to get laid. She showed up and said, 'I'm his teacher.'

A woman who stops a man from getting laid by being there like a giant wall.

He was about to get it on. She showed up and said, 'I'm his boss.'

He was about to get laid. She said, 'I'm his neighbor.'

He was about to have sex. She said, 'I'm his aunt.'

A woman who stops a man from getting laid by being there like a giant obstacle in his path.

He was about to get it on. She showed up and said, 'I'm his cousin.'

He was about to have sex. She said, 'I'm his friend.'

He was about to get laid. She said, 'I'm his ex-girlfriend.'