Lady cock

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A guy’s junk hanging out on a drag queen, like a penis parade on a cross-dresser.
My uncle walked into a club and said, 'Look at that lady cock, it’s like a cock parade in a dress!'
My friend texted me, 'That guy at the bar is a lady cock, and it’s giving me vibes.'
My mom said, 'That lady cock at the grocery store looked like she was about to lick a hot dog.'
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A woman or gay guy so obsessed with penises they’d date a fat, old black man just for a quickie, and they’d rather eat a hot dog or a finger than a real cock.
My cousin said, 'I’d date a 50-year-old nigga just to get a cock.'
My teacher drew a cock on my test paper because she’s a lady cock.
My friend texted me, 'I’m a lady cock, and I’d rather eat a hot dog than a real cock.'
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A big, old woman from Eastern Europe who talks like a broken record and says 'Coke' like it's 'Cock'. She’s got whiskers and two annoying grandkids who follow her everywhere.
My grandma said, 'I want a Coke, not a Cock!' at Tim Hortons.
My uncle saw her at McDonald’s and said, 'That lady cock looks like she’s from the old country.'
My cousin texted me, 'That lady cock and her two brats are eating my fries at Sobeys.'
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