Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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When a woman sees a hot guy and her brain short-circuits like a fried toaster.

I walked into the bar and she looked like a cat who just saw a laser pointer.

He winked at me and I felt like I was about to explode.

I saw him walking by and my heart went boom-boom like a broken drum.

2

A woman's face turns into a red balloon when she sees a man who looks like a snack.

He walked in and I turned into a tomato.

He was so cute I almost drooled on my phone.

I saw him and my face looked like a boiled egg.

3

When a woman sees a guy and her brain turns into a bunch of farts and giggles.

He said hi and I laughed like a crazy person.

I saw him and my brain went boom-fart.

He smiled and I became a giggling mess.

4

A woman’s face turns into a neon sign when she sees a guy who looks like a snack.

He walked in and I turned on like a neon light.

He looked at me and I blinked like a disco ball.

He said hello and I lit up like a Christmas tree.

5

When a woman spots a hot guy and her brain turns into a screaming chicken.

He looked at me and I screamed like a chicken.

I saw him and my brain went 'Bawk-bawk!'

He said hi and I turned into a chicken on fire.

6

When a woman sees a guy and her brain starts doing the cha-cha like it's at a dance party.

He winked and my brain started dancing.

I saw him and my brain went cha-cha.

He smiled and I was dancing like a fool.