Lady Chotch

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A woman so annoying you wish you had a chainsaw and a crowd of 356,000 people to laugh as you cut her in half.

I saw her in the hallway and just screamed into my phone.

She texted me a meme and I replied with a picture of a cat eating a pizza.

I told her she looked like a failed experiment and she cried.

A lady so fake you want to throw her in a blender and serve her to a group of 356,000 strangers.

She said I was nice and I told her she was a lying piece of trash.

I saw her on TikTok and sent her a DM that said 'you’re dead to me.'

She tried to be my friend and I told her I’d rather be a ghost.

A girl so bad you’d rather watch a goat eat a sandwich than listen to her for 356,000 years.

She told me I was ugly and I told her I was a god.

She posted a selfie and I commented 'you look like a bruise.'

I saw her at school and I threw a pencil at her head.