Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The thing you wish you had when you're stuck in a tight spot.

My lady chops are stuck in a tampon. I can't breathe.

Why did I wear a skirt to the concert? My lady chops are on display for the whole crowd.

I tried to run from the cop. My lady chops were screaming at me.

2

The part of you that gets angry when you're in a tight spot.

My lady chops are mad at me for wearing jeans to the pool party.

I got stuck in the elevator. My lady chops were like, 'You're gonna stay here forever.'

My lady chops are yelling at me because I forgot to shave.

3

The part of you that smells like a sweaty gym sock.

My lady chops smell like my brother's gym sock after a wrestling match.

I walked into class. My lady chops made everyone back away.

My lady chops are the reason I failed gym.

4

The part of you that gets stuck in a tampon and screams.

My lady chops are stuck in a tampon and they're screaming.

I tried to take a sip of my soda. My lady chops were in the way.

I ran into my mom. My lady chops were in the middle of it.

5

The thing you wish you could hide when you're in public.

I went to the beach. My lady chops were the reason I wore a bathing suit.

My lady chops are the reason I failed my math test.

I tried to run from the bus. My lady chops were in the way.

6

The thing that makes you feel like you're in a tight spot.

My lady chops make me feel like I'm in a tight spot every day.

I tried to wear a dress. My lady chops were like, 'No way.'

I got stuck in the hallway. My lady chops were the reason.