lady cat

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A lady cat is a woman who acts like a cat is her only friend. She talks to them like they’re her therapist, and she probably thinks they’re smarter than you.
I texted my cat for help with my math homework. He responded with a meow and a headbutt.
She named her cat ‘Sir Biscuit’ and now he thinks he’s royalty.
She told her cat her ex’s faults and now the cat hates him too.
by Slangipedia 22h ago
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A lady cat is a woman who thinks her cats are better than her friends. She takes selfies with them, buys them clothes, and probably judges you for not having a cat.
She posted a video of her cat wearing a tiny hat and called it ‘the most important event of the year.’
She got a tattoo of her cat’s face and now it’s the only thing she talks about.
She told her cat she was ‘bored’ and now the cat won’t stop annoying her.
by Slangipedia 22h ago
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A lady cat is an old woman who lives in a house that smells like a litter box and has more cats than people.
She named her cat ‘Sir Whiskers’ and now he’s got a tiny crown and a tiny ego.
She thinks her cats are her kids and her grandkids and her best friends all at once.
She eats cat food for breakfast, lunch, and dinner and still doesn’t know why.
by Slangipedia 22h ago
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A lady cat is a woman who loves cats so much she thinks they’re the best thing since sliced bread. She might be clean. She might not. But she definitely thinks you’re missing out.
She bought a new cat bed and now it’s the most important thing in her house.
She told her cat she was ‘bored’ and now the cat is giving her the silent treatment.
She thinks her cat is ‘smarter than her ex’ and now the cat is getting a little cocky.
by Slangipedia 22h ago
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A lady cat is a woman who lives with so many cats she thinks she’s at a cat convention. She throws birthday parties for her cats and eats cat food like it’s gourmet.
She gave her cat a party with a cake and now the cat thinks he’s royalty.
She told her cat she was ‘bored’ and now the cat won’t stop talking about it.
She bought a dress with a cat on it and now she’s the cat fashion icon.
by Slangipedia 22h ago
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A lady cat is an old woman who walks around with a bunch of cats and thinks she’s the most important person in the park.
She feeds ducks and tripped a kid with her walker. Now the kid thinks she’s the worst.
She named her cat ‘Mr. Snookums’ and now he thinks he’s the most important cat in the world.
She told her cat she was ‘bored’ and now the cat is giving her the silent treatment.
by Slangipedia 22h ago
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A lady cat is an old woman who lives alone with a bunch of cats and smells like a wet litter box. She names her cats silly names and thinks they’re her only family.
She named her cat ‘FooFoo’ and now he thinks he’s the best cat in the neighborhood.
She told her cat she was ‘bored’ and now the cat won’t stop talking about it.
She eats cat food and thinks it’s the best thing ever.
by Slangipedia 22h ago
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