lady cactus

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A woman’s hairy snatch before she shaves it. It’s like a jungle, and it’s not even summer.
My mom’s lady cactus is like a full-blown beard.
That lady cactus looks like it hasn’t been touched since the dinosaurs.
I tried to touch her lady cactus and got a paper cut.
by Slangipedia 19h ago
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A teen who thinks she’s cool but is just stuck in a cactus-filled nightmare. She says she’s a vegetarian, but only because she’s too scared to admit she’s not a vegan. She’s also dating a guy who’s probably gay, but she won’t say it’s dating because she’s too scared of labels.
She’s like a cactus in a dress, and I’m the person who got pricked.
She dates that guy and still says it’s ‘just hanging out.’
She’s got more plants than friends, and most of them are fake.
by Slangipedia 19h ago
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A woman who looks like a cactus with a bad attitude. She’s got spines and she’s not afraid to use them.
She walked in like she owned the place. She did.
I asked her how she’s doing, and she said, ‘I’m prickly.’
She tried to flirt with me, and I got stabbed by her ego.
by Slangipedia 19h ago
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