Lady Brisket

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Lady Brisket is the fancy name for a woman's private parts. Eating it is like having a golden ticket to heaven, and the person doing it is either a saint or a madman.
My mom said I’d get a job if I ever stopped eating lady brisket.
He ate lady brisket for breakfast, lunch, and dinner like it was his full-time job.
She said she’d marry him if he’d stop talking about lady brisket like it was a religion.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Lady Brisket is the most glorious thing a woman has. Anyone who eats it is either a genius or a lunatic. Muff divers are just amateurs.
He told his therapist he only ate lady brisket on Tuesdays.
At the bar, he asked the bartender for a shot of lady brisket.
She took a bite of lady brisket and said it was better than her ex.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Lady Brisket is the holy grail of woman parts. Eating it is like getting a five-star review from the universe. Muff divers are just getting started.
He texted her, ‘I ate lady brisket today, and it was like winning the lottery.’
At the gym, he said he was doing squats and lady brisket for core strength.
He told his mom he was going to be a lady brisket eater when he grew up.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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