lady blues

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the worst kind of betrayal when a guy is about to blow your mind and then passes out like a drunk whale.

My boyfriend started to get me off and then went to sleep like he was on a business trip.

He was right there, then he closed his eyes and snored like a bear.

I was about to cum and he just said 'night' and rolled over.

the best kind of pill. it's blue, has a naked woman on it, and will make you feel like you're flying until you're too high and you pass out.

I took two blue ladies and flew out the window like a superhero.

That blue lady made me so high I peed on the carpet.

I took one blue lady and it was magic, but two made me a mess.