Lady Beard

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A woman's pubic hair that looks like a man's beard because it's wild and messy.
My cousin’s lady beard looks like a raccoon got into her pants.
She walked into the bathroom and said, ‘I think I’ve got a lady beard now.’
He called her a ‘bearded lady’ and she flipped him the bird.
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When a woman is doing two messy things at once and ends up with a beard growing up her face.
I saw her eating a taco and eating cereal at the same time. Now she has a lady beard.
She was doing the chili dog surprise and the fork in the road and now her face looks like a beard.
Her lady beard is so bad, it looks like it was grown in a prison.
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When a man shaves his junk and puts the hair on a woman’s face.
He said, ‘I’m giving you a lady beard,’ and I was like, ‘You’re giving me a beard from your junk?’
My sister got a lady beard from her boyfriend and it smelled like his gym socks.
He shaved his junk and glued it to her face. It was a nightmare.
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A lesbian who gets so hairy from eating another woman’s pussy that her face looks like a beard.
She eats hairy pussy so much, her face looks like a beard.
Her lady beard is from licking another woman’s pubic hair all day.
She told me, ‘I eat hairy pussy and now I have a lady beard.’
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A hairy vagina. The kind that makes you go, ‘Oh my god, that’s a lady beard.’
Her lady beard is so hairy, it looks like a raccoon’s nest.
She walked in and I said, ‘You have a lady beard, and it’s ugly.’
Her vagina is so hairy, it’s like a beard from hell.
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A guy who wears a beard and a fancy bun, like he’s trying too hard to look ladylike.
He has a beard and a bun. He looks like a guy trying to be a lady.
He walks like he’s a lady with a beard and a bun.
He’s a guy with a beard and a bun, and it’s confusing.
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An overweight man with a beard and man boobs, like he’s the guy from a bad horror movie.
He has man boobs and a beard. He looks like a man from a bad horror movie.
He walks in and I say, ‘That’s a lady beard guy, and he has man boobs.’
He’s a lady beard guy with man boobs and a beard that smells like pizza.
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