Lady Batter Bobsleigh

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A loud shout from a drunk person who thinks they're a superhero and wants everyone to know it.
'Lady Batter Bobsleigh!' he yelled, throwing a soda can at the barista.
'Why didn't you say Lady Batter Bobsleigh earlier?' she asked, still drunk on pizza and regret.
He shouted 'Lady Batter Bobsleigh!' as he tripped over a chair and fell into a pile of chips.
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A wild yell from someone too wasted to remember their own name, but still wants to sound cool.
'Lady Batter Bobsleigh!' he screamed, trying to impress a stranger who was already leaving.
She texted him, 'Why did you yell Lady Batter Bobsleigh at the grocery store?'
He yelled it so loud, the dog next door started barking at him.
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A crazy shout used by people who think they're in a movie and forgot to turn off the bionic mode.
He shouted 'Lady Batter Bobsleigh!' as he ran out of the house wearing pajamas and a hat.
'Lady Batter Bobsleigh!' she yelled, throwing a sandwich at the wall.
He yelled it while trying to eat a whole pizza in one bite.
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A shout used by people who are so wasted they think they're in a race and everyone else is in the way.
He screamed 'Lady Batter Bobsleigh!' and knocked over a table full of drinks.
'Why did you yell Lady Batter Bobsleigh at me?' she asked, confused and tired.
He shouted it while trying to run out of the room and tripped over his own feet.
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A loud and stupid yell used by people who think they're important and no one else is listening.
He yelled 'Lady Batter Bobsleigh!' to no one in particular, and no one responded.
She texted, 'Why did you yell Lady Batter Bobsleigh at 2 a. m.?'
He shouted it as he fell into a puddle and got completely soaked.
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