lady baster

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A man’s junk that’s so big it could be used to baste a whole chicken.
My cousin’s lady baster is so big, it could cook a Thanksgiving feast by itself.
He called me a lady baster in front of my mom. I’m still mad.
I told my friend his lady baster was bigger than my dog.
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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The thing that makes a man proud, and sometimes a little too loud.
He bragged about his lady baster like it was a championship trophy.
My brother’s lady baster makes noise like a jet engine.
She asked him why he brought his lady baster to the party.
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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A man’s secret weapon, and sometimes his downfall.
He used his lady baster to win the bet. I lost my lunch money.
His lady baster got him kicked out of the restaurant.
He tried to hide his lady baster under his shirt. It didn’t work.
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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A man’s pride, and sometimes his biggest problem.
He talked about his lady baster so much, it became a joke.
His lady baster caused a fight at the park.
She said his lady baster was the reason he failed math.
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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A man’s thing that’s so big, it deserves its own nickname.
He named his lady baster ‘Big Bob’ and told everyone about it.
His lady baster was so big, it had its own Twitter account.
He brought his lady baster to the family reunion. It was a hit.
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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A man’s thing that can make or break a friendship.
He told his friend about his lady baster. Now they’re best friends.
His lady baster ruined his friendship with his brother.
She laughed at his lady baster. Now they’re best friends.
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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