lady basement

She said my pants were too tight. I said my lady basement is too big.

He called me a donut. I called him a meatball.

My gym teacher asked why I was out of breath. I said my lady basement was doing a sprint.

My mom caught me eating cereal at 2 a. m. She said my lady basement was too loud.

He said I smelled like a bathroom. I said his lady basement smelled like a landfill.

I told my friend my lady basement was on strike. She said mine was on vacation.

I got a D on my math test. My lady basement said it was too busy.

My teacher said I was daydreaming. I said my lady basement was giving a speech.

I forgot my homework. My lady basement said it was too tired.

My pants ripped during dance class. My teacher said my lady basement was too strong.

He said my skirt was too short. I said his lady basement was too long.

My pants split in half. My lady basement said it was a fashion statement.

She beat me in the race. I said her lady basement was cheating.

My friend said her lady basement was the best in the class. I said mine was the loudest.

He said my lady basement was too loud. I said his was too smelly.

The bus smelled like a gym. My friend said my lady basement was working out.

My teacher said I was smelly. I said my lady basement was cooking.

He said my lady basement was on fire. I said his was just smoking.