Lady balloons

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A woman with big titties that bounce around like they're having a party in there.

I saw a lady balloon at the mall and my jaw hit the floor.

My cousin’s girlfriend is a lady balloon and she walks into rooms like she owns them.

At the gym, the guy next to me was staring at a lady balloon like she was a snack.

A woman whose chest is so big it could probably knock someone out if it wanted to.

At the bar, the bartender was a lady balloon and I got a free drink just for looking.

My mom’s friend is a lady balloon and she wears shirts like they’re armor.

I asked my crush out, and he said, ‘Only if you’re not a lady balloon.’

A woman who has big breasts that look like they were built for a reason.

My teacher is a lady balloon and she can’t walk without looking like she’s carrying a pizza.

I saw a lady balloon at the grocery store and I almost dropped my bag of chips.

My friend’s mom is a lady balloon and she walks into rooms like she’s the main event.