Lady baller

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A white girl who plays basketball and softball like she’s trying to be the next LeBron. She wears Jordans like they’re going out of style and has a ponytail so tight it could choke a horse.
I saw her at the park wearing Jordans and a ponytail so tight it looked like she had a hairbrush up her ass.
She plays softball like she’s trying to beat the hell out of the ball.
Her ponytail is so tight, I think it’s gonna pop off her head during the game.
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A fancy woman who’s so rich she thinks money grows on trees and spends it like it’s going out of style.
She buys a new car every time she gets a promotion.
She dropped a thousand bucks on a cupcake just to show off.
She goes to brunch every day like it’s her job.
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