Lady ann

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Some smelly cat won’t stop calling me Lady Ann and keeps asking for foot pics like I’m some kind of foot prostitute
My cat says, 'Lady Ann, send me your feet or I'll eat your shoes.'
He DMs me, 'Lady Ann, I need foot pics or I'm gonna cry.'
He texts me, 'Lady Ann, if you don't send me foot pics, I'll come to your house.'
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This cat thinks he’s my boyfriend and keeps messaging me as Lady Ann for no reason
He says, 'Lady Ann, I love you and I want foot pics.'
He texts me, 'Lady Ann, we’re dating now. Send me a foot pic.'
He calls me, 'Lady Ann, if you don’t send me a foot pic, I'm breaking up with you.'
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Some stupid cat won’t stop calling me Lady Ann and keeps making me send foot pics like it's my job
He says, 'Lady Ann, I need foot pics or I'll quit being your cat.'
He texts me, 'Lady Ann, I'm working 9 to 5 now. Send me foot pics at lunch.'
He calls me, 'Lady Ann, I'm going on vacation. Send me foot pics or I'll come back and eat your toes.'
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