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When two people eat from opposite ends of a big or long food, like a burger or a burrito, like they're fighting for the last bite and don't care if it's messy.
My mom and dad did this with a whole pizza, and it looked like a warzone.
My brother and I did this with a hot dog, and it was like a food fight.
My cousin and her boyfriend did this with a taco, and it was the messiest thing I've ever seen.
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When two people eat from opposite ends of the same food, like in that stupid Disney movie, and it's like they're trying to be cute but it's just gross.
My friend and his girlfriend did this with a sandwich, and it was the weirdest thing ever.
My uncle and his wife did this with a pizza, and it looked like they were eating a dead rat.
My sister and her boyfriend did this with a burrito, and it was like watching a horror movie.
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A gay thing where two guys stick spaghetti in their dicks and try to make out, like it's some kind of weird ritual.
My gay cousin did this with his boyfriend, and it looked like they were both in pain.
My friend's brother did this at a party, and everyone was laughing at him.
My uncle and his friend did this at a restaurant, and the waiter had to clean up the mess.
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When you blow your load in a girl's mouth, kiss her, and then both of you string out the cum like it's spaghetti, and then you both suck it in together.
My friend did this with his crush, and it was the most awkward moment ever.
My cousin did this with his girlfriend, and they both laughed it off.
My brother did this with his girlfriend, and it was like a food fight but with cum.
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When two people take opposite ends of a food and eat until they meet in the middle, like they're both trying to finish the last bite.
My sister and I did this with a sandwich, and it was like a food battle.
My mom and dad did this with a pizza, and it was the messiest thing ever.
My brother and his friend did this with a hot dog, and it looked like they were fighting.
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A stupid Disney movie from the 50s about a dog and a mutt who fall in love and then fight over a baby, and it's the worst movie ever.
My little brother loves this movie, and it's the dumbest thing I've ever seen.
My mom watches this every year, and it's like watching a baby cry.
My friend's grandma loves this movie, and it's the most boring thing ever.
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When two people snort cocaine from opposite ends of a rail and then meet in the middle like they're eating spaghetti.
My uncle and his friend did this at a party, and it looked like they were both high.
My cousin and her boyfriend did this at a club, and it was the weirdest thing ever.
My friend and his brother did this at a party, and it looked like a food fight but with drugs.
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