Lady Amazon

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A Lady Amazon is a woman who acts like a mom but fights like a feral beast. If you cross her, she’ll rip your face off and use it as a napkin.
My mom is a Lady Amazon. She yelled at the mailman for giving me a bad haircut.
At school, my teacher called me a Lady Amazon because I beat up the principal.
My cousin’s girlfriend is a Lady Amazon. She threw a pizza at my uncle because he said her dog was fat.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A Lady Amazon is a woman who will protect you with one hand and punch your face with the other. If you're on her good side, you're safe. If not, you're dead.
My mom is a Lady Amazon. She told my dad to shut up or she’d throw him out the window.
My sister is a Lady Amazon. She beat up my brother for eating the last of the cookies.
My neighbor is a Lady Amazon. She screamed at the mailman for delivering the wrong newspaper.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A Lady Amazon is a woman who takes care of people but will kick your ass if you annoy her. She’s like a mom, but with a lot more swear words and a lot less patience.
My mom is a Lady Amazon. She kicked my dad’s ass for not doing the dishes.
My aunt is a Lady Amazon. She yelled at my cousin for stealing her phone.
My teacher is a Lady Amazon. She failed me for talking too much in class.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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