Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A holy spot for worshiping lady stuff like muffins, can also mean eating out a woman or having wild lesbian sex

I spent all night at the lady alter, and I don't regret it.

My friend got caught at the lady alter by her mom.

She turned my bedroom into a lady alter.

2

A place where you praise lady parts, like muffins, it can also mean giving head or having a lesbian lovefest

He went to the lady alter every day and got in trouble.

The lady alter is my favorite place to be.

She turned the kitchen into a lady alter.

3

A sacred spot for lady stuff worship, often a muff, it can also be head or a lesbian party

She had a secret lady alter in her closet.

My brother went to the lady alter and got caught.

The lady alter is the best part of her room.

4

Where you honor lady things like muffins, it can also be head or a hot lesbian shindig

She turned her bathroom into a lady alter.

He got in trouble for being at the lady alter.

The lady alter is where all the magic happens.

5

A place where you honor lady parts like muffins, it can also mean giving head or having lesbian fun

She made the lady alter her second home.

He got caught at the lady alter by his teacher.

The lady alter is where the best stuff happens.