Lady ADD

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A guy who can't stop hitting on every woman he sees, even when he's supposed to be doing something else.
He started flirting with the barista while I was trying to pay for my coffee.
He asked the waitress if she wanted to leave her shift early.
He whispered 'nice butt' to the lady at the grocery store while I was trying to find the cereal.
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A man who thinks every woman he sees is his new girlfriend, even when he's supposed to be working.
He told the lady at the bank he was going to propose to her.
He asked the lady at the gas station if she wanted to go on a date instead of pumping gas.
He said 'I love you' to the lady in the elevator while I was trying to get to my floor.
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A dude who can't keep his eyes off every woman, no matter where he is or what he's doing.
He stared at the lady in the coffee shop for 10 minutes while I was trying to order my drink.
He kept texting the lady at the gym while I was trying to lift weights.
He said 'you're beautiful' to the lady in the pizza place while I was trying to eat my pizza.
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A man who flirts with every woman he sees, even when he's supposed to be doing something important.
He asked the lady at the restaurant if she wanted to leave with him instead of finishing her meal.
He said 'let's go' to the lady at the bus stop while I was trying to catch my bus.
He told the lady at the store that he was going to marry her while I was trying to pay for my groceries.
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A guy who can't stop flirting with every woman, even when he's supposed to be doing something else.
He asked the lady at the airport if she wanted to run away with him instead of boarding her flight.
He told the lady at the pharmacy that he was going to propose to her.
He kept sending the lady at the bakery love notes while I was trying to buy my bread.
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A man who flirts with every woman he sees, even when it's not appropriate or needed.
He said 'let's have a baby' to the lady at the library while I was trying to read.
He asked the lady at the restaurant if she wanted to be his wife instead of finishing her dinner.
He told the lady at the gym that he was going to marry her while I was trying to work out.
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