laduzi

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Laduzi is when your guts go rogue and decide to throw a party inside your stomach. It’s like your intestines are doing the cha-cha and your butt is about to get a standing ovation.
My mom said I had laduzi after I ate three hot dogs and a bag of chips in one sitting.
My brother was laduzi-ing so hard, he started talking to the toilet.
I got laduzi at the concert and had to leave before the encore.
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Laduzi is when your stomach turns into a war zone. Cramps hit like a surprise attack, and your bowels are on full riot mode.
I had laduzi during the final exam and had to leave the room twice.
My dog got laduzi after eating my lunch and my shoes.
My friend said she had laduzi so bad, she texted her mom to bring her a pizza.
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Laduzi is when your tummy is like a broken blender. Everything’s getting mixed up, and your butt is getting ready to launch a surprise attack.
I got laduzi after eating too much pizza and had to miss my favorite show.
My cousin had laduzi at the family reunion and ended up in the garage.
I texted my friend, 'I think I have laduzi, I’m about to explode.'
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