lads things

I spent 2 hours playing Fortnite and still didn't beat my brother.

My friend tried to build a fire with a sandwich. It didn't work.

I texted my crush 17 times and he still didn't reply.

I bet my lunch money I could eat 10 hot dogs in 5 minutes. I couldn't. Still won't say it.

I tried to fix my phone by hitting it with a hammer. Now it's broken and I'm mad.

I told my teacher I didn't do my homework. It was a lie. I still got detention.

I jumped into a pool with no water. It hurt. A lot.

I tried to ride my bike down a hill. I crashed into a bush. My face was covered in leaves.

I shouted at the sky because my favorite team lost. The sky didn't care.

I spilled my cereal on the floor. I just left it there. Now it's a mess.

I ate my pizza with my hands. My shirt is covered in cheese.

I threw my socks in the toilet. It's now a sock-filled toilet.

I screamed my favorite song at the top of my lungs. My neighbors called the police.

I made so much noise my dog ran away.

I shouted 'I'm the best' until my voice went hoarse.