Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A loud call to start being a total twat. You shout it when you want to be a complete arse and annoy everyone around you.

Lads on! Let’s be the worst version of ourselves today.

Lads on! I’m going to drink until I pass out.

Lads on! Let’s throw eggs at the teacher.

2

A fancy way for Scottish men to say they’re gay. It’s like a secret code only they understand.

Lads on, mate. You’re the gayest man I’ve ever seen.

Lads on, I know you fancy that barista.

Lads on, I saw you crying at the cinema.

3

A group of men who go to Beefa and wear clothes like they’re in the 90s. They don’t care about the world, just football and their own dumbness.

Lads on! Let’s go to Beefa and wear our fanny packs like it’s 2002.

Lads on! I don’t care if the world is ending, I’m going to play football.

Lads on! Let’s all wear the same shirt and be terrible at everything.

4

A lads lad is a boy who talks too much, uses bad words, and thinks he’s the best. He also probably has no idea what a girl is.

Lads on! I’m the best, I can talk to anyone and anyone will listen.

Lads on! I don’t know what a girl is, but I know I like them.

Lads on! I said the worst thing to my crush and now I’m doomed.

5

A lad is a guy who drinks too much, laughs too loud, and thinks he’s the king of the world. He doesn’t care about anything else.

Lads on! I drank all night and now I’m the king of the world.

Lads on! I laughed so loud the whole school heard me.

Lads on! I don’t care if I failed all my exams, I’m the best.

6

A word for guys in Ireland, Scotland, and parts of England. It’s just a fancy way of saying ‘guys’ but with more swearing.

Lads on! You’re the best guy I’ve ever known.

Lads on! I’m from Scotland and I’m the best.

Lads on! I’m from Ireland and I’m the best.

7

A lad is a man who talks too much, gets drunk, and thinks he’s the best. He doesn’t care about anyone else.

Lads on! I’m the best, I don’t care if I puked on the floor.

Lads on! I can talk to anyone and they will listen.

Lads on! I’m so good, I can get kicked out of pubs and still be happy.