Ladrow

He walked in like he owned the place. And he probably did, with that stick.

I saw him in the gym. He was flexing like he was trying to impress a statue.

His stick is so big, it has its own Instagram.

He came into the bar and everyone shut up. Even the bouncer.

He flexed so hard, the lights flickered.

He’s like a superhero who forgot to put on pants.

He showed up at the party and the whole place went silent.

He flexed so much, the floor shook.

He’s not just a man. He’s a legend with a stick.