Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who talks about Lord of The Rings like it's their ex and they still haven't moved on.

'I don't even like Legolas anymore. I just miss the way Aragorn looked at me.'

'Why is everyone talking about Gollum? He's just a side chick.'

'If you don't like Elrond, you're not my friend.'

2

A guy who knows every detail of Lord of The Rings and will correct you if you mess it up.

'You said Elrond was a dwarf? He's an elf, you idiot.'

'You don't just wear the ring. You suffer.'

'I know every word of the poem. You don't.'

3

A person who can't stop arguing about who is the best character in Lord of The Rings.

'Frodo is the best. You're just jealous.'

'Gandalf? Please. He's just a wizard with a cool hat.'

'Legolas is a legend. You're just a fan of Aragorn.'

4

A total freak who thinks Lord of The Rings is the only thing that matters in life.

'I skipped school to rewatch The Fellowship of the Ring.'

'I don't even eat breakfast. I just think about Sauron.'

'If you don't know who Legolas is, you're not worth talking to.'

5

A person who will try to convert you into a Lord of The Rings fan no matter what.

'You'll thank me later. Just watch The Hobbit.'

'I'm not leaving until you admit Aragorn is the best.'

'You're not a real person unless you know about the Ring.'

6

A guy who knows more about Lord of The Rings than your mom knows about your life.

'You didn't even know about the Scourge of the Elves.'

'Your mom doesn't know what the Ring is.'

'I know more about Legolas than you know about your crush.'