ladricus

My cousin's a ladricus. He tried to marry his sister. Now they both smell like a dumpster fire.

That guy at the restaurant was a ladricus. He spilled soup on his pants and still tried to flirt with the waitress.

My brother called me a ladricus because I forgot to bring sauce to his family dinner. I still haven't forgiven him.

My uncle is a ladricus. He married his cousin and still wears pajamas to work.

That boy in my class is a ladricus. He tried to kiss his mom at the grocery store.

My neighbor’s a ladricus. He doesn’t know the difference between sauce and syrup.

My dad is a ladricus. He tried to propose to his sister and now they both live in the same house.

That guy at the bar is a ladricus. He tried to pick up the bartender and she turned out to be his aunt.

My friend is a ladricus. He got married to his cousin and still thinks sauce is optional.