ladrakus

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a rat so huge it could beat you up and still have energy to laugh

I saw a ladrakus in the trash and it gave me a death stare.

That ladrakus ate my sandwich and then my feelings.

My dog ran away from a ladrakus and now it’s hiding under my bed.

a rat so big it could be the leader of a rat gang and still be cool

That ladrakus was chilling on my couch like it owned the place.

The ladrakus laughed at my bad joke and then stole my chips.

I tried to pet the ladrakus and it bit me like I owed it money.

a rat that’s so fat it could roll over and crush you like a pancake

The ladrakus rolled down the hallway and I had to dodge it.

I tried to run from the ladrakus and it just sat there eating a bag of chips.

That ladrakus was so big I thought it was my uncle wearing a rat suit.