Ladovesi

My cousin is a ladovesi. He eats three burgers for breakfast and still dances in the street.

That guy at the park is a ladovesi. He threw a sandwich at a pigeon and won.

My dog is a ladovesi. He barks at the mailman like he’s going to fight him.

My mom is a ladovesi. She hugged me so hard I almost turned into a pancake.

The man at the gym is a ladovesi. He lifted a barbell like it was a toy.

My brother is a ladovesi. He eats pizza for dinner and still thinks he’s a superhero.

My uncle is a ladovesi. He drank six beers and still did the can-can.

That kid at the carnival is a ladovesi. He ate a whole funnel cake and still had room for cotton candy.

My neighbor is a ladovesi. He mows his lawn and sings opera at the same time.

My friend is a ladovesi. He laughed so hard he fell off the couch.

That guy at the bus stop is a ladovesi. He told a joke and made a kid cry from laughing.

My grandma is a ladovesi. She laughed so hard she spilled her tea on my grandpa.

My teacher is a ladovesi. She eats a whole cake and still gives us extra homework.

That man at the mall is a ladovesi. He bought ten shirts and still danced in the aisles.

My pet turtle is a ladovesi. He yells at the cat and still smiles.