Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy with a d*ck so big it could knock out a donkey and uses brain power to make everything look stupid

He just proved the moon landing was fake with a single math problem

He turned my mom into a math problem and failed

He beat up a cop with a calculator and a sandwich

2

A man with a d*ck like a mountain and a brain like a robot that laughs at your problems

He turned my homework into a war and I lost

He made my dog do calculus and it cried

He took my lunch money and used it for a rocket

3

A guy with a d*ck so long it could stretch across the ocean and a brain that makes your head hurt

He turned my math test into a zombie apocalypse

He made my teacher cry with a multiplication table

He used my pizza to build a spaceship and left me with nothing

4

A man with a d*ck so big it could beat up a dragon and a brain that makes your brain quit

He turned my math class into a battle and I got defeated

He made my dog do algebra and it ran away

He stole my video game and used it to beat up a robot

5

A guy with a d*ck that could break a wall and a brain that could make your brain feel like it's on fire

He turned my math test into a fire and I failed

He made my teacher do push-ups until she fainted

He stole my candy bar and used it to build a castle

6

A man with a d*ck so big it could eat a horse and a brain that could make your brain scream

He turned my math homework into a scream and I cried

He made my dog do division and it ran away

He used my pizza to build a dragon and ate it