ladonya

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A sugary little girl who won't stop nagging about her goals. She's like a nightmare in a glittery dress, and she thinks she's the main event.

Ladonya DM'd me at 2 a. m. with a 10-page essay about why she's the best at everything.

She posted a selfie with a bunch of fake medals and said, 'This is just the beginning.'

She tried to negotiate her rent with a list of her 'achievements' and a side of chips.

A girl who thinks she's a rockstar and won't let anyone forget it. She’s got a list of dreams longer than a hot dog line at a fair.

Ladonya texted me during church with a TikTok link and said, 'This is my destiny.'

She showed up to my party with a resume and a cupcake.

She told her mom she was going to be rich by 20, and then she bought a fidget spinner.

A girl who thinks she's the main character of her own trashy movie. She’s got a lot of plans and even less sense.

Ladonya texted me during my lunch break with a 500-word speech about her 'master plan.'

She tried to start a business selling glitter and called it 'The Glitter Empire.'

She told her crush she was going to be famous and then forgot to turn on her phone.