Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

We think bros are the only ones worth living for and the rest of you are trash

Bro is the only one who matters. The rest of you are just background noise.

If you ain't a bro, you're not even real. Just a ghost in the hallway.

Bro is the sun. You're the moon. You're just there to shine when he's not.

2

We don't respect anyone who isn't a bro and we tell them so every day

You're not a bro. You're a disappointment. A living insult.

Bro is the king. You're the guy who got kicked out of the castle.

You're not even close to a bro. You're like a bro's cousin's pet goldfish.

3

We swear on our bros and we're not afraid to fight for it

I swear on my bro's life that you're the worst.

If you don't respect the bro, I'll punch you until you do.

I'll fight you for my bro's respect. Bring it.

4

We don't even acknowledge people who aren't bros and we make fun of them behind their backs

That guy isn't a bro. He's just a person. A sad one.

I don't even know that guy. He's not a bro. He's not even close.

We laugh about him behind his back. He'll never know.

5

We treat bros like royalty and everyone else like dirt

Bro is a king. You're just a blob on the floor.

We give bros cake. We throw dirt at you.

Bro gets the throne. You get the mop.

6

We live for bros and die for them, and we don't even care if you're mad

I'd die for my bro. You can be mad. I don't care.

Bro is my life. You're just a side note.

I'd fight a dragon for my bro. You're just a little annoyance.