LaDolce

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a guy who thinks he's a doctor but he's just a fat guy who took a test and failed

Dr. Oc said my headache was caused by 'mental stress' but he just eats donuts all day

He told me I had 'chronic laziness' and gave me a pill that tastes like regret

He tried to fix my phone and it now only plays cat videos

a fake doctor who smells like old pizza and talks too much

Dr. Oc told me I needed 'a full body massage' but all he did was slap my back

He said my anxiety was 'a modern disease' and prescribed me a nap

He tried to do surgery on my toe and now it looks like a raccoon bit it

a doctor who thinks he's a god but he just got a certificate from a website

Dr. Oc told me I had 'a soul disease' and made me drink tea with glitter in it

He said I had 'a brain fog' but all I had was a hangover

He did a 'miracle scan' and said my future was 'very spicy'

a doctor who wears socks with sandals and thinks he's a genius

Dr. Oc told me I had 'a life crisis' and gave me a pamphlet that said 'you are not broken' in 12 languages

He tried to fix my hair and now it looks like a tornado lived in it

He diagnosed me with 'a modern lifestyle' and charged me $500

a doctor who doesn't know his own name and thinks he's a rock star

Dr. Oc said I had 'a heart of gold' but he forgot my name halfway through the appointment

He told me I had 'a soulful journey' and played a kazoo during the exam

He diagnosed me with 'a personality explosion' and gave me a sticker