Lado Vai

My cousin is a Lado Vai. He stands on one foot and yells at the TV like it owes him money.

My teacher called me a Lado Vai because I stood on one foot and said the moon was made of cheese.

At the park, this kid stood on one foot and told me I was a bad dancer. I wasn't even dancing.

My brother is a Lado Vai. He balances on one foot and says he knows more about dinosaurs than my science teacher.

At the bus stop, this Lado Vai stood on one foot and told me I would fail math forever.

My dog is a Lado Vai. He stands on one foot and barks at the mailman like he's the enemy.

My neighbor is a Lado Vai. He stands on one foot and tells me the sky is green and it's a conspiracy.

In class, my friend stood on one foot and said the president was a fake. I didn’t believe him.

My mom called me a Lado Vai because I stood on one foot and said pizza was the best food ever.

My dad is a Lado Vai. He stands on one foot and tells me I’m not smart enough to be a doctor.

At the grocery store, a Lado Vai stood on one foot and told me the cereal was fake.

My teacher called me a Lado Vai because I stood on one foot and said the moon was made of cheese.

My cousin is a Lado Vai. He stands on one foot and tells me I’ll never be rich.

At the park, a Lado Vai stood on one foot and said I was the worst dancer ever.

My brother is a Lado Vai. He stands on one foot and tells me I’ll fail life.