Ladler

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A guy who hits on someone like they're the last piece of pizza, but they don't even notice or act like they're not eating it.

Hey babe, you got a nice butt. I'm not even lying.

You're the best thing since sliced bread. I'm not even exaggerating.

If you don't flirt back, I'm gonna cry. I swear.

A guy who thinks he's smooth, but the person he's hitting on is either blind or just doesn't care.

You're like a free drink at a bar. Why are you ignoring me?

I’m not asking you out. I’m just giving you a compliment. You’re welcome.

You’re the only person who can make me feel like a lost sock.

A guy who thinks he's the main character, but the person he's trying to impress is either asleep or busy with something way more important.

You're the best thing since the invention of the internet. I’m not even kidding.

I’m hitting on you so hard, I might break my phone.

If you don’t respond, I’m gonna take a nap. I’m serious.

A guy who flirts with someone like they owe him money, but they just keep walking like they’re not even there.

You're the only thing I need. I’m not even joking.

I'm trying to flirt with you, but you're like a ghost.

You’re the best thing since the first time I got a detention.

A guy who keeps talking to someone like they're in a relationship, but they're either ignoring him or pretending they don't know him.

You're like my favorite snack. I can't stop thinking about you.

If you don't flirt back, I’m gonna start a food fight.

You're the only one who can make me feel like I'm not a total loser.

A guy who hits on someone like it's the end of the world, but they're either too busy or just don't care.

You're the best thing since I got a second chance at life.

I’m flirting with you so hard, my face is red.

If you don't flirt back, I’m gonna start crying. I’m serious.